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“you could say im the idakoos.com of landlords” he said as he put on his chimneysweep outfit and tiara “don’t talk to me before ive had my _DIRT_PRINCESS_”

simpsons247:

its begun

ｇｈｏｓｔ: I fought a man for a nickel yesterday. both of us were so skinny and... »

arealliveghost:

I fought a man for a nickel yesterday. both of us were so skinny and thirsty and sick it probably didn’t look like much of a fight, but I used my teeth. I used my nails and I hissed like a feral cat. there’s blood in my nail beds but I got the nickel. I got it. it’s a 2014 nickel, not the best,…

lulzed:

Outer Space Folks

lulzed:

kitty high-fives a puppy

i requested this

drawbrandondraw:

damn this thing was reblogged a lot

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