Anonymous asked: What's a website you frequent and don't want anyone to know?
The one with all the anime fan art drawings of Lil Wayne riding an elephant.
fuck turbo skull i gotta family to feed: it really bugs me that, if you start telling people you’re a comedy...
it really bugs me that, if you start telling people you’re a comedy dude, most people’s first reaction is “oh, tell me a joke”, as if i have to prove to them i’m telling the truth. Normally I can brush that kinda shit off, because yknow, it’s the first time I told them and they’re probably just…
if you are in the forest and you see a snake and you don’t know if it’s poisonous or not, just remember this simple rhyme: “why the hell ♪ would you leave your house ♪ and go into the woods ♪ you idiot”